Speaking of Atlantic City’s decline, America’s most hate-loved trashy heiress has reportedly signed a four-gig DJ residency at Harrah’s The Pool worth $100K per night. Not a bad deal for her, considering it’s a commonly accepted fact that her sets are pre-recorded and loaded onto a USB so she can get all crazy behind the DJ Booth—you know, move the crowd by waving her hands the way it’s supposed to be done. This is hardly a first for her, though; last year, Paris signed a “huge contract” with Amnesia in Ibiza for 2014, which is most likely worth more than this domestic deal. Maybe there is something to her claim to be “one of the top 5 [DJs] in the world,” though that is a tall task considering the dough the top dance-floor movers are making these days.
Next up in AC? Maybe a residency for Paris rival Lindsay Lohan.